Squishable

Cereal box on top of the fridge at breakfast? Mac and cheese too high in the closet at lunch? Ice cream on a tall freezer shelf at dinner (yes I'm having ice cream for dinner)? It's Mini Apatosaurus...

People just don't make eldritch creatures from the twisted depths of horror like they used to! Oh, that person has fangs, huh? That lady has horns, eh? Well this monster from another dimension has...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical...