Squishable

Cereal box on top of the fridge at breakfast? Mac and cheese too high in the closet at lunch? Ice cream on a tall freezer shelf at dinner (yes I'm having ice cream for dinner)? It's Mini Apatosaurus...

People just don't make eldritch creatures from the twisted depths of horror like they used to! Oh, that person has fangs, huh? That lady has horns, eh? Well this monster from another dimension has...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical...

Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry? Covered in fur and stuffed with poly-fill? Us too!

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm...