Plush

Wearing armor keeps you pretty high up in the food chain. Case in point, the Squishable Alligator! They can eat anything! Muffins? Yes! Zebras? Yep! Feelings of self-doubt? Not a problem! This alligator can eat them all!

Measures 9-inches long and is the cutest Red Dragon ever! Designed by award-winning artist Ron Spencer, this adorable Mini Red Dragon plush will bring warmth into your heart and homestead. Note: Dragon does not breath fire. Safe for children of all...

Cthulhu just loves children and their innocent souls, but with his off-putting appearance to new worshipers, we’ve made the soft and huggable ‘My First Cthulhu’. This plush is made from soft, baby-friendly fabrics, is safety-checked and is great...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody Mary. It's best just to roll with it.

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated! What's that you say? A Mini Boozy Buds Margarita is the opposite of hydrating? Well apparently the...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry? Covered in fur and stuffed with poly-fill? Us too!

Cereal box on top of the fridge at breakfast? Mac and cheese too high in the closet at lunch? Ice cream on a tall freezer shelf at dinner (yes I'm having ice cream for dinner)? It's Mini Apatosaurus to the rescue! With that sky-high neck, those sugary...

The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a...