Squishables

I'm 99.99% sure they don't carry this particular boba flavor at your local tea shop! Of course, that does leave a 0.01% chance that they DO carry this bubble beverage that barks back, but the odds are kinda against it.

Think that roasting marshmallows is only for a summer campfire? Well, you're just straight-up wrong. Grab a candy cane cane, some hot cocoa, and a roaring fireplace, and go to town! But only metaphorically - in reality, you should stay right where you...

People just don't make eldritch creatures from the twisted depths of horror like they used to! Oh, that person has fangs, huh? That lady has horns, eh? Well this monster from another dimension has giant tentacles and wings and scales which no mortal can...

Very few Squishables have official names or other personal details. This one does. His name is George. George the tortoise. We are all obsessed with him. You should be too.

So many things change with the seasons! The contents of my wardrobe! The flavor of my coffee! The color of my pigeon! I mean, the color itself doesn't actually change, I just swap in this rare brown pigeon for a boring old regular one. I mean, it's not...

When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group! Now, I might be anthropomorphizing a completely natural evolutionary adaptation to align with my human desires for companionship, but, I mean, can't we all just agree...

The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I still like swimming though, so here we go again, BACK INTO THE SAME WATER!!!! Here’s the same Megalodon - but smaller!