Squishables

Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front Loader screams nostalgic happy memories direct from your childhood sandbox, not the construction site in...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising...

Wearing armor keeps you pretty high up in the food chain. Case in point, the Squishable Alligator! They can eat anything! Muffins? Yes! Zebras? Yep! Feelings of self-doubt? Not a problem! This alligator can eat them all!

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At...

Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody Mary. It's best just to roll with it.

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated! What's that you say? A Mini Boozy Buds Margarita is the opposite of hydrating? Well apparently the...