Squishables

When someone refers to "the holidays," do you automatically assume they mean Halloween? Does the traditional Christmas aesthetic not really match your ~vibes~? No problem! The Mini Goth Tree is the tiny spooky centerpiece for all your haunted festive...

   

If smoothies have one fan it's me. If they have no fans, I've died. The perfect blend of fruits and juices and a whole bunch of other yummy things...why more people aren't as obsessed with them as I am...whatever! That seems like a "them" problem!

The way I used to dislike pumpkin pie as a kid. I simply didn't know any better at the time! Please don't hold it against me! I've since learned the error of my ways and have joined the pumpkin side...it smells so good over here! I will say, it's so much...

"Mole" is probably like, top ten least-appealing words. This Mole Squish however, is like, top ten cutest little patooties.

Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that is, 'cause kids read these descriptions too)! How amazing! The Comfort Food Grapes...

This Comfort Food Unicorn Latte is an absolutely magical experience! What's in it? Is it dragonfruit, taro, matcha, maple syrup, and some sort of milk. No? It's just polyester, love, fluff, and unicorn magic...and milk. Wait, no milk. Just the other stuff

Beware all ye' who chose naughty over nice! Krampus sees all, even that thing you did that time in math class! This mythical German half-goat-half-demon is a stickler for holiday cheer, and he's not settling for milk and cookies! Happy holidays! Or else!

Oh little fish who huffs and puffsAnd dreams of giant balls of fluffThere is, alas, a bigger pufferYou might get large, but he's still buff-er!But being small is so adorable:Not to mention much more portable!You'd need more fin-room if you were too tall...