Squishables

I think it's illegal in all 50 States to NOT have mustard on your corndog. I know there are some of you heathens out there who think otherwise, but this inane law applies to you too, bub!! MUSTARD UP!!!

What do burgers and french fries have in common? They're both always better with ketchup! Now your life can be better with ketchup too, yippee!

Did you know that woolly caterpillars can actually predict the future?! Well not the future per say, just the weather! The winter weather to be exact. Apparently, the more brown segments there are (compared to a smaller orange segment,) the more mild the...

Has the ever-growing web of life gotten you down lately? Well don't be blue! Only this spider can be blue!! His eight legs are gonna walk you right out of your troubles, and into your future!!

Hey, it's ok to mess up. We can't all be perfect little angels! Sometimes we fall into the depths of despair...and fiery brimstone. But at least you won't be down there alone, 'cause this cute little dude is gonna be right there with you!