Squishables

Abandon hope all ye who squish here! Or don't do that, but still check this plush out because it's really cute as far as portals to Hell go!

Guacamole or Salsa? Allow me to make it easy for you. Guac is smoochy and creamy and fresh and has all kinds of stuff you probably need more of, like fiber and love. Salsa is just some watery crushed tomatoes. Decision made.

Every hidden science lab needs someone to mop up the experiments. Someone to recapture the ghouls and put away the drippy candles. Someone to hide the evidence. This is that someone! Mori the Plague Rat - The Mysterious Doctor Plague's...

Each spring among the cherry blossoms, a legend takes wing. Is it a dancing crane, poetically posed beneath the falling flowers? No. It's a Mothman. Draped in pink and petals, he haunts the trees. Lurking. Contemplating. Stealing your mochi.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes like fresh cut grass. Which to be honest, also sounds pretty great! Of course, there's a third group of...

There is always room for dessert. And there is always room for bubble tea! Is bubble tea a dessert? Hmm, that opens a whole line of questions! Are all sweet beverages dessert? Like, is strawberry milk a dessert? Is ALL milk dessert? What even is milk?! I...

Whooo! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Gaze upon me and tremble as we travel back to a childhood of youthful nostalgia and half-remembered wintery holidays! You're going to understand the heck out of the true meaning of the season by the time I'm done...