Squishables

Think that roasting marshmallows is only for a summer campfire? Well, you're just straight-up wrong. Grab a candy cane cane, some hot cocoa, and a roaring fireplace, and go to town! But only metaphorically - in reality, you should stay right where you...

People just don't make eldritch creatures from the twisted depths of horror like they used to! Oh, that person has fangs, huh? That lady has horns, eh? Well this monster from another dimension has giant tentacles and wings and scales which no mortal can...

Tired of standing over a hot cauldron all day? Don't have time to organize all your newt's eyes and dead men's toes? These witches are more than equipped to help out! They'll get your spooky cottage, lair, or blasted heath working with style and grace!...

Very few Squishables have official names or other personal details. This one does. His name is George. George the tortoise. We are all obsessed with him. You should be too.

So many things change with the seasons! The contents of my wardrobe! The flavor of my coffee! The color of my pigeon! I mean, the color itself doesn't actually change, I just swap in this rare brown pigeon for a boring old regular one. I mean, it's not...

When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group! Now, I might be anthropomorphizing a completely natural evolutionary adaptation to align with my human desires for companionship, but, I mean, can't we all just agree...

The response to our Squishable Megalodon really blew us out of the water! I still like swimming though, so here we go again, BACK INTO THE SAME WATER!!!! Here’s the same Megalodon - but smaller!

I think it's illegal in all 50 States to NOT have mustard on your corndog. I know there are some of you heathens out there who think otherwise, but this inane law applies to you too, bub!! MUSTARD UP!!!