Squishables

Whooo! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Gaze upon me and tremble as we travel back to a childhood of youthful nostalgia and half-remembered wintery holidays! You're going to understand the heck out of the true meaning of the season by the time I'm done...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you threw a death’s-head hawk moth into a vat of acid? It would probably be the end of that moth. But in my head, it would emerge looking like THIS!

Think that roasting marshmallows is only for a summer campfire? Well, you're just straight-up wrong. Grab a candy cane cane, some hot cocoa, and a roaring fireplace, and go to town! But only metaphorically - in reality, you should stay right where you...

People just don't make eldritch creatures from the twisted depths of horror like they used to! Oh, that person has fangs, huh? That lady has horns, eh? Well this monster from another dimension has giant tentacles and wings and scales which no mortal can...

Very few Squishables have official names or other personal details. This one does. His name is George. George the tortoise. We are all obsessed with him. You should be too.