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Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick with a beer that's heavier on the metaphorical effervescence and lighter on the literal. I'm talking about...

How's your day going, half of a mimosa? Incomplete, you say? Well where's your fruity orange partner in crime? No wonder you're lonely without a citrusy sidekick. I'd help you out if I could, but I'm definitely not champagne-soluble. Trust me, I've tried.

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated! What's that you say? A Mini Boozy Buds Margarita is the opposite of hydrating? Well apparently the...

How do you like your bloody mary? Bacon-garnished? With seafood? Heavy on the vodka? More Worcestershire sauce? Enough horseradish to make you cry? Covered in fur and stuffed with poly-fill? Us too!

Cereal box on top of the fridge at breakfast? Mac and cheese too high in the closet at lunch? Ice cream on a tall freezer shelf at dinner (yes I'm having ice cream for dinner)? It's Mini Apatosaurus to the rescue! With that sky-high neck, those sugary...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of...